At least make sure they are 18
Why
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
