bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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