Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
And then he peed in my hair
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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