on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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