Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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