I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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