dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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