the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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