why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
No subtext here. People are naked.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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