does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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