Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
