My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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