Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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