she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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