I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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