After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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