his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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