I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
