Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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