he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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