was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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