me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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