Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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