But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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