D3 body, D1 cock
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
