I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
