U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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