We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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