Tell her she can't have a vagina
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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