We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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