You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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