Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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