So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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