Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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