HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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