thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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