it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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