How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
She said her name was "party"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
