So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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