no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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