dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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