Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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