a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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