$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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