I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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