We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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