tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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