love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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