I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize