When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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