first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
