Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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