ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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